College Breakfast of A Good College Student

• Dr. OPM: It’s 2:00pm
• Me: Breakfast!?
• Dr.OPM: Sure!
• Me: Alright, this is what we’re having: a cup of water, an adderall, two cigarettes, a smoke of the good ‘tobacco’, and then a cup of tea!
• Dr.OPM: Sounds good to me!!
• Me: Yay!!
• [30min later, records playing]
• Dr.OPM: What now!?
• Me: Let’s be productive college students and get this 20-page paper done!!
• Dr.OPM: Gotta love college!!